While we wait, I present the following questions.. as stolen from Inside the Actors Studio:
AmishDoom 22 years ago What is your favorite word? Outstanding
What is your least favorite word? layoff
What turns you on? Lesbians
What sound do you love? Drums
What sound do you hate? The death click of a SCSI drive
What is your favorite curse word? cunt
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Professional wrestler
What profession would you not like to participate in? Janitor
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Where the fuck you been, dickhead?
tripwood 22 years ago What is your favorite word? Dongs.
What is your least favorite word? Dongs.
What turns you on? Dongs.
What sound do you love? Dongs.
What sound do you hate? Dongs.
What is your favorite curse word? Dongs.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Dongs.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Dongs.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Dongs.
js 22 years ago Favorite word: Vehement
Least favorite: Odor
Turn-on: Independence
Sound/love: Traffic
Sound/hate: Anything that comes from a two-year-old child
Favorite curse word: Dipshit
Profession I’d like to attempt, not my own (or likely to ever really happen): Industrial spy
Profession I won’t attempt: Telephone tech support (obligatory Jerkspeak: I’M ALSO NOT TERRIBLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT LETTING THE ELDERLY AND HANDICAPPED PAY ME IN EXCHANGE FOR PERMISSION TO PISS INTO MY OPEN MOUTH)
I’d like to hear God say at the gates: “Don’t worry, you’re not in trouble.”
CosmicRoach 22 years ago What is your favorite word? Zephyr
What is your least favorite word? Project
What turns you on? White socks
What sound do you love? Static
What sound do you hate? Alarm Clocks
What is your favorite curse word? Crap
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Millionare double agent spy playboy
What profession would you not like to participate in? Telephone Operator
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Agnostic? Are you kidding?”
What is your favorite word? Yes
What is your least favorite word? abstractey
What turns you on? Not finding me funny
What sound do you love? Shoes squeeking in a big concrete underground b-ball court
What sound do you hate? a vac-form machine fucking up. Or a bandsaw.
What is your favorite curse word? Cunt
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Having a job
What profession would you not like to participate in? Politics
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Sorry about all that bullshit”
What is your favorite word? heptapod
What is your least favorite word? must
What turns you on? licentious bottle redheads from oklahoma
What sound do you love? The absence of sound
What sound do you hate? “Duwha?” or “Haanh?”
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Photographer
What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything involving TV or movies
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “SURPRISE!!! COCKSUCKING!!!”
What is your favorite word? Hypersphere.
What is your least favorite word? Tub.
What turns you on? People I can talk to about Kurt Vonnegut.
What sound do you love? Anything plugged through a tremelo effects box.
What sound do you hate? Crying children.
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? High school maths teacher.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Kitchen hand.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “They thought I meant WHAT?”
Josh J 22 years ago yes, i don’t matter. no, I don’t care. you should’ve expected this to grow into a quilting corner type thing, rands.
What is your favorite word?
epinephrine
What is your least favorite word?
savory
What turns you on?
artistry
What sound do you love?
close, mortar-shell-sounding thunder
What sound do you hate?
a rattle on my desk made by something out of balance, caused by my heartbeat
What is your favorite curse word?
motherfucker
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
race car passenger
What profession would you not like to participate in?
retail
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“C’mon in- we’ve got beer and a pool table.”
What is your favorite word? Plop.
What is your least favorite word? Diarrhea. (“Hershey Squirts” or “Swamp Ass” sound funnier)
What turns you on? Sideburns.
What sound do you love? Rain.
What sound do you hate? Dentist drill.
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. (it’s classic)
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Massage therapy. (taking classes for it.. tech is too shaky lately.)
What profession would you not like to participate in? Garbage man.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
See? There was nothing to worry about.
LMCanteroJr aka Majestic 22 years ago What is your favorite word?
Money – as used in the movie “Swingers”.
What is your least favorite word?
Corporate (fill in the blank).
What turns you on?
Long black hair with blue eyes & long legs.
What sound do you love?
That rapid-fire metallic “cling” sound $1 chips make when they spit out of a slot machine.
What sound do you hate?
My seven-year-old schreeching at my two-year-old.
What is your favorite curse word?
Motherfucker.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Marine Force Recon.
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Parking Enforcement.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Oh shit….uh, yeah.”
jeph 22 years ago What is your favorite word? vacation
What is your least favorite word? debt
What turns you on? tits
What sound do you love? guitars
What sound do you hate? emo
What is your favorite curse word? fuckwad
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Goddamn Rock Star
What profession would you not like to participate in? DEA Agent
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Holy Shit!
What is your favorite word? INDUBITABLY
What is your least favorite word? TANK
What turns you on? electricity
What sound do you love? GHULAHLHULG
What sound do you hate? emo <– good choice
What is your favorite curse word? “CRAPSHAITHE!”
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I’m unemployed at the moment, but I’ve always wanted to be a sportswriter for a prison paper.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Assistant Crack Whore
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? GHLUAGHULAGHULAHGULAGHG
LilMissCan'tBeWrong 22 years ago What is your favorite word? Beautiful
What is your least favorite word? Specific
What turns you on? Baseball players
What sound do you love? Rain
What sound do you hate? Shoes on a sticky movie theatre floor
What is your favorite curse word? goddamnmotherfuckingsonofawhore ๐
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Coloring book designer, hey someone has to do it ๐
What profession would you not like to participate in? Marketing
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Have a drink, you have earned it!”
Klaatu 22 years ago What is your favorite word? sweetness
What is your least favorite word? Fired
What turns you on? A good looking scientist
What sound do you love? piano
What sound do you hate? A cockatoo that has separation anxiety
What is your favorite curse word? goddamnit (one word)
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? CIA agent
What profession would you not like to participate in? Fluff girl at the Houston 600
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Your man is waiting for you”.
What is your favorite word? Fuckstick
What is your least favorite word? OMG
What turns you on? Tall skinny white guys with afros. Glasses are a plus.
What sound do you love? Tool.
What sound do you hate? Barbara Streisand.
What is your favorite curse word? Sonofafuckstick.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Groupie
What profession would you not like to participate in? Food preparation.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “So will you be shopping for men, clothes, or gadgets?”
TheNintenGenius 21 years ago What is your favorite word?
Free
What is your least favorite word?
Whiny
What turns you on?
Short girls, esp ones with glasses and are nerdy. (IT WOULD BE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN OR QUITE POSSIBLY A BATHROOM STALL)
What sound do you love?
It’s all about the electric guitar, man.
What sound do you hate?
Any sort of pretentious atonal electronic gobbledygook that people try to pass off as avant garde (actually, this statement applies to ANYTHING musical that supposed to be “avant-garde”)
What is your favorite curse word?
Fucktard
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Musician (no rock star fantasies here people, just fronting a dumb little band would be enough)
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything involving routine manual labor.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Keeping an open mind about the religion kick really DID pay off now, didn’t it?
Cally 18 years ago What is your favorite word? PEACE
What is your least favorite word? NEVER
What turns you on? LIFE
What sound do you love? Rain On Leaves
What sound do you hate? Vacume
What is your favorite curse word? FUCK (im original)
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? ROCK STAR BABY!
What profession would you not like to participate in? Septic System Pumper Guys
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? HOLLA !.
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