It is both professionally and personally satisfying to randomly discover that an Apple store is being opened in your home town.

This store is 2 doors down from the coffee shop where I’m written most of the significant letters in my life. It is also 25 doors down from the dive bar which serves the world’s best Kamikazes… in a pint glass.

There is absolutely no way to take a shot of this facade without that flippin’ tree, lamp post, and garbage can. Also, it is unclear where they’ll be placing 32 foot glass cube, but my vote is to raze the nearby Petroglyphs.