First off, I was amazed to find the similarities between Bill Simmons article on Vegas and the Rands Vegas System.
Second, if you can’t find something to drool over in Tom’s Hardware Guide Holiday Buyers Guide then you probably aren’t reading the right weblog.
TOO LATE FOR CHAUNAUKKA
T RANDS/ALL I WORK AT KB TOYS AND QUITE FRANKLY THE ONLY CONSOLE SYSTEM I CAN REALLY RECOMMEND IS THE XBOX. IT’S GAY, BEING MICROSOFT AND ALL, BUT MICROSOFT DONGS ARE TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER. THE MUCH-LOVED PS2 IS THE LAME DUCK (HARDWARE-WISE) OF THE THREE BIG CONSOLES ON SALE RIGHT NOW.
ALSO: FUCK YOU BILL GATES, YOU FOUR-EYED PILE OF SHIT.
Regarding Simon’s article: entertaining, but not nearly as educational as as the RVS
Re: Kensington Flylight.
Hah. I went and bought two as soon as I read the article.
FULL REPORT SHORTLY HUHGAUGHAUGUAGHUAGHUGL
One for each hole?
DAMMIT GET YOUR HOLE COUNT RIGHT – IT’S SEVEN
eight if you count the navel
and another if you are female
then there are the gunshot wounds but I digress
The only reason I’d get an XBOX is so I could play that Navy Seals game and just scream all the time.
I want a fucking Clie. Portable Lemmings and SimCity are fucking GOLD, bitch, and I won’t have to carry my dealer’s number on a worn out piece of index card anymore.
T MAJESTIC MOST OF THE HOLES YOU REFER TO ARE ENTIRELY TOO SMALL TO STUFF BIG BLACK DONGS INTO
Simmons did get into sports betting, though, something which has fascinated me since reading all Hunter S. Thompson’s articles/essays on the matter. You might think it would be easy money–but logically and experientially, guess it’s not. DAMN THOSE OVER/UNDERS
DAMN YOU BILL BUCKNER
NICOTINE VALIUM VICODEN MARAJUANA ECSTACY AND ALCOHOL
T AMISHDOOM THAT’S SOCOM FOR PS2