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How To Not Throw Up

As soon as you decide to become a professional nerd, either via a university degree or simply because you sit up all night writing Python to scratch your particular technical itch, you think you absolve yourself of having to stand up in front of a group of people to make a presentation. And you might… more

April 30, 2007 14 Comments

The Rules of Toys

Ok, stop reading right now and count the toys you can see from your desk. Don’t ask me for a definition, just count. Ordered by proximity, I’ve got: The amethyst ball the Mom gave me. A hockey stick given to me by a prior team. Near this hockey stick is a hockey puck. A cup-sized… more

April 14, 2007 6 Comments

More Messy Thinking

Let’s start with the visual… This new monitor configuration keeps popping up the engineering team and after walking into enough offices thinking, “Useful or flashy?”, I decided to give it a whirl. The basic usage pattern is unchanged. The left screen is for the active workspace whereas the right screen is the palette screen —… more

April 4, 2007 23 Comments

The Sanity Check

As we discovered in A Glimpse and a Hook, it’s almost a miracle when the phone rings and a recruiter wants to set up a phone screen. The fact is, someone, somewhere in the organization has successfully mapped you to an open position. This is a really big deal because, in my experience, the chance… more

March 21, 2007 16 Comments

Writers and Editors

I’ve had two compliments on my shoes today. They’re black and white sneakers and unless I’d asked a friend for help I would’ve never bought them Key Rands deficiency: I’m fashion impaired. Always have been. It’s not that I don’t care what I look like, it’s that I have no basic fashion sense. I don’t… more

March 16, 2007 6 Comments

Post-Game SXSW2007

This is my second SXSW which apparently makes me a veteran because I get quoted saying things like this: It’s true. The best part of SXSW is the networking which goes on outside of the panels. SXSW is a concentrated pool of people who share your same interests which means if you randomly choose to… more

March 14, 2007 1 Comment

A Glimpse and a Hook

The terrifying reality regarding your resume is that for all the many hours you put into fine-tuning, you’ve got 30 seconds to make an impression on me. Maybe less. It’s unfair, it’s imprecise, and there’s a good chance that I make horrible mistakes, but there’s a lot more of you than me, and while hiring… more

February 25, 2007 100 Comments

Scotland Errata

The camera on the new phone has the ability to take three separate pictures and then stitch the three together into a single panorama. It’s a slow process, but the end result is a photo which gives an entirely different perspective. I’m in Scotland all week and I was successful in completely ignoring jetlag until… more

February 22, 2007 3 Comments

SXSW 2007

I’m searching my articles from last year regarding SXSW and I can’t find any documentation of one of the major discoveries. SXSW is the only conference I know where designers and developers hang out. Designers have design conferences. Developers have nerd conferences. SXSW has somehow convinced both parties to head to Austin and actually talk… more

February 11, 2007 8 Comments

Technicality

There’s a very short list of new manager “must do’s” in the Rands Management Rule Book. The brevity of this list comes from the fact that a must is an absolute and when it comes to people, there are very few absolutes. A clever way to manage one person is a disaster when applied to… more

February 7, 2007 9 Comments