/usr/games needs Rogue!

> you have found a scroll and a leatherman's leather body bag.

>You read the scroll.

(Teleport Monster)

>A Leprechaun from behind the door shows you his ugly smile.

>You hit the leprechaun, as in stuff him into the Leather bag and smack his ass to kingdom come.

>You defeat the Leprechaun - his purse feels lighter.

You now have 200,000 gold pieces.

>You descend down the stairs into the next dungeon level

>Your strength has increased...

ramble on Rands & sing your song