@geForce - you didn’t notice Surface, skulking in the corner of the bar and slurring his speech because one too many glasses of port has fried his firmware again. He’s on his own, because Surface Pro was turned away at the door for not having a proper keyboard on, while Surface Book was a no-show as his battery didn’t charge overnight so he can’t leave the house. Pretty soon, Surface will keel over in a kernel panic as everything turns blue. The bartender will call Microsoft to come pick him up, but they won’t return his calls and Surface will be spending the night in the local eBay shelter with Blackberry and Note 7.