Rightsizing Resources = we are laying you minions off en masse

The newest to me:

Catch & Release Staffing-we rightsize resources and then hire seasonal or temporary staff (at a reduced cost) to get over a production hump.

This latter phrase really fries me as it denigrates a venerable practice to improve fishing.

In addition to lacking clear meaning or obfuscating true meaning, many of these managerial buzzwords act as psychic condoms to prevent managers from actually coming into intellectual or emotional contact with the consequences of management actions. The real pity is that good managers fall into this jargon because it is so prevalent in their daily milieu.