I agree with some comments here about this not relating specifically to introverts. I find parts of myself in your article and it's HILARIOUS to read, I love it, but I do agree that this whole "nerd-scared-of-world" thing is not necessarily an introvert described by most others. There seems to be some OCD as mentioned by one of the commenters, and some phobias perhaps? Or perhaps you just exaggerated the article a bit for humour, who knows.