OKAY BESIDES THE FACT THAT THIS WHOLE WTF-IS-UP-WITH-T-SHIRTS POST WAS MY IDEA

No more fucking t-shirts, Jerk or otherwise. Stickers, patches, lunchboxes, novelty icecubes, glow in the dark vibrators in the shape of Pants, with jelly Deuce sleeve (with nubbies).

Something none of you mentioned, probably because you're all fat dorks so it doesn't affect you, is that none of these shirts come in sizes smaller than GAMER. That's like 8X or something. I can't wear that shit; I swim in it. How can I show off my nubile mammaries and adorable abdomen? Jerkcity baby-tees or tank tops for the Jerkclitties, PLZ.