T RANDS/ALL I WORK AT KB TOYS AND QUITE FRANKLY THE ONLY CONSOLE SYSTEM I CAN REALLY RECOMMEND IS THE XBOX. IT'S GAY, BEING MICROSOFT AND ALL, BUT MICROSOFT DONGS ARE TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER. THE MUCH-LOVED PS2 IS THE LAME DUCK (HARDWARE-WISE) OF THE THREE BIG CONSOLES ON SALE RIGHT NOW.

ALSO: FUCK YOU BILL GATES, YOU FOUR-EYED PILE OF SHIT.