I am kindof pissed they didn't accept my original proposal to build a 5000 ft dong. I proposed that every year, on Sept. 11, they lift the statue of liberty and put her on top of said 5000 ft dong. Then again, I also got shot down when I proposed the Jerkcity 2.0 logo be the ad banner for Gay.com. Clearly my genius is unappriciated in these parts.