Dood, I thought you had already read all the Dilbert, realized what was wrong with the world of management (specifically, that you can pretend to be a manager simply by learning the jargon and not having a thought in your head; everyone else thinks you're working on some elaborate plan), said 'fuckit,' and just never bothered to mention the idea that you never wanted to be a manager like that in Dilbert.

But now, I have to think that managers don't actually EVER read Dilbert, no matter how 'kewl' or 'down to Earth' they seem