Insanely jealous of the time you had at Funconf II - I couldn't go because I was stuck at the horror that is ... an Irish Wedding. I kept slipping off to update the funconf hashtag to reinforce my feelings of misery and put-upon-ness.

(through gritted teeth) I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

My question - what do you do when you are "That One Person" that some crashing bore wants to buttonhole at a conference and, short of resorting to violence, you can't get away from them? Serendipity for them ("Rands! Oh My Lopp, I can't belieeeeeeve it's really you!") does not necessarily equal serendipity for you.