Oh yeah??

The Ruined Map - Kobo Abe

Fish Tales - Nettie Jones

Invisible Monsters, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk

Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

Mysteries - Knut Hamsun

The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brien

The New York Trilogy - Paul Auster

The Decameron - Boccaccio (does he even have a first name?)

Perhaps "elitist bastard" would better fit some of us.