What is your favorite word?

Money - as used in the movie "Swingers".

What is your least favorite word?

Corporate (fill in the blank).

What turns you on?

Long black hair with blue eyes & long legs.

What sound do you love?

That rapid-fire metallic "cling" sound $1 chips make when they spit out of a slot machine.

What sound do you hate?

My seven-year-old schreeching at my two-year-old.

What is your favorite curse word?

Motherfucker.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Marine Force Recon.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Parking Enforcement.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Oh shit....uh, yeah."