What is your favorite word?

Free

What is your least favorite word?

Whiny

What turns you on?

Short girls, esp ones with glasses and are nerdy. (IT WOULD BE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN OR QUITE POSSIBLY A BATHROOM STALL)

What sound do you love?

It's all about the electric guitar, man.

What sound do you hate?

Any sort of pretentious atonal electronic gobbledygook that people try to pass off as avant garde (actually, this statement applies to ANYTHING musical that supposed to be "avant-garde")

What is your favorite curse word?

Fucktard

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Musician (no rock star fantasies here people, just fronting a dumb little band would be enough)

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Anything involving routine manual labor.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Keeping an open mind about the religion kick really DID pay off now, didn't it?