What is your favorite word? INDUBITABLY

What is your least favorite word? TANK

What turns you on? electricity

What sound do you love? GHULAHLHULG

What sound do you hate? emo <-- good choice

What is your favorite curse word? "CRAPSHAITHE!"

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I'm unemployed at the moment, but I've always wanted to be a sportswriter for a prison paper.

What profession would you not like to participate in? Assistant Crack Whore

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? GHLUAGHULAGHULAHGULAGHG