What is your favorite word? Fuckstick

What is your least favorite word? OMG

What turns you on? Tall skinny white guys with afros. Glasses are a plus.

What sound do you love? Tool.

What sound do you hate? Barbara Streisand.

What is your favorite curse word? Sonofafuckstick.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Groupie

What profession would you not like to participate in? Food preparation.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "So will you be shopping for men, clothes, or gadgets?"