What is your favorite word? Plop.

What is your least favorite word? Diarrhea. ("Hershey Squirts" or "Swamp Ass" sound funnier)

What turns you on? Sideburns.

What sound do you love? Rain.

What sound do you hate? Dentist drill.

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. (it's classic)

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Massage therapy. (taking classes for it.. tech is too shaky lately.)

What profession would you not like to participate in? Garbage man.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

See? There was nothing to worry about.