The more these articles make me laugh out loud, the more I realize that a primary reason for reading this blog regularly is for the CAPS-sarcasm/exclamation.

The best part is once you've become used to the CAPS-sarcasm 'convention'. The brain notices the words that are ahead in the sentence before the reader actually reads them.

The effect being that when you get to sentence fragment that says "HOLY GOD, YOUR MOM HAS A GREAT RACK!" your brain has already deployed the auto-exclaim module and it's plainly funny.