It's good to have a real resume that addresses the Truth of who you are and where you want to be, but it is also important to make sure that it is seen by a real human who will understand the subtleties of your language and tone.

Too often, my intentions have been thwarted by mindless resume filtering software (didn't use the right buzzwords!) and HR folks who just don't get it .

The only method that works, is to get the resume directly into the hands of the person who is looking to hire - and if he doesn't understand what you're talking about, you don't want to work for him anyway.