rands (@rands)

los gatos, ca

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @rands ever

November 24th, 2011

“We were either going to kill each other or get married.” #shitmymomsays

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Instagram clearly needs to renamed Instapie on Thanksgiving. #thatsalotofpie

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If I had to pick one email rule to rule them all, it’d be “When you’re done writing, always wait 90 seconds before hitting SEND.”

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