I’m going to give this hangover a fortyteen on a scale of one to oh my head hurts
I like the people who talk about accomplishments in terms of years rather than days.
Apparently my fingers conjugating verbs differently than my brain.
“I do not believe I have the strategic ability to contend with the shit storm I am deliberately creating.”
Most writing begins with an unrelated organizing exercise… this morning: the jean drawer and the top book shelf.
I have a thing for dead barns: http://bit.ly/110iqQ
So you’re thinking about becoming a designer? http://bit.ly/MSsj7
Yes, I can’t stop watching this trailer: http://bit.ly/PGCYi
The more you repeat yourself, the less I’m listening.
Thousands of free-standing staples: http://bit.ly/4d8gHs
A sure fire way to make sure I never use your service —> “Upon logging in a tweet will be posted for promotional puposes” [sic]
Jenga house: http://bit.ly/18V3F
My favorite rationalization is: ‘well, these things happen’ (note: experience varies by situation and delivery of said rationalization)
My ability to get lost in worry is only trumped by my delicious directional skills of denial.
“I’m not interested in menial progress” @melissa
Dropbox resolution: nothing lost, not sure why Dropbox lost it’s mind, but support was swift. Still jittery… it’s JUST MY BOOK IN THERE.
Upgraded to latest SnowLeopard AAaAAand Dropbox decides to delete every single file in the repository. Terrified.
Stepping down as governor so you can better help the state is like buying a giraffe to help you pick oranges.
The game was — pick parts of art to photograph, not the entire piece: http://bit.ly/4o2Ya0
A good way to start is deciding to give up.
Rob wants to give you a high five: http://bit.ly/82rbx
Build for yourself.
No one actually knows where the truth comes from anymore.
When you say “Better is the enemy of done”, I hear “It’s ok to ship crap”
The licorice doesn’t work? http://bit.ly/LJ1bt
It’s not about what’s new, it’s about what’s good.
Big picture tackles Apollo 11: http://bit.ly/aOk0n
I wear a bad night’s sleep like coat made out of mashed potatoes.
I have a schtick, but I don’t have an arc…. or content. Crap.
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3… The Massacre: http://bit.ly/rBY6s
China Strong: http://bit.ly/1ZrwUm
The reason I know In-n-Out is the best is because I don’t stop to breathe when eating one of their burgers.
I love realism: http://bit.ly/i8Hjz
I can’t decide if this interface is janky or hinky.
Encouraging the practice of capturing fleeting ideas: http://bit.ly/39qm9V
To understand my family, you need to understand how we negotiate the Kellogg’s Fun Pak. Lies, deceit, and Froot Loops.
The best stories are the ones that always have more to say.
Never in our history have we known more people less.
It’s embarrassing how addicted I am to Sally’s Spa on the phone: http://bit.ly/19WMtR
Elsa Chaves Icon Design: http://bit.ly/3Ojko
Too much… comedy… desperately need… more than… 140 characters: http://bit.ly/JrlBy
You should follow me on twitter here: http://bit.ly/UHnWk
Twitter-sourced music player: http://bit.ly/g1M0Y
Life cycle of a blog post: http://bit.ly/sqedK
Making a list of best, favorite, or notoriously bad questions asked during job interviews. Please advise.
Respect starts with an understanding that you’ll take the time to understand.
Spent the day with trees that are older than, well, Christ.
Why yes, I can listen to the same good song 27 times in a row. Can’t you?
Where we work: http://bit.ly/Ug3r9
Pretty sure the only natural thing in this package of Salt’n’Vinegar Pringles is the recyclable cardboard tube.
Your ideas are bigger than a whiteboard: http://bit.ly/3hl8NV
Kevin Van Aelst’s Food Art: http://bit.ly/oYJp8
Raining and muggy in July. We call this earthquake weather in California.
Have you ever been so tired? http://bit.ly/u3VaR
Every knob and dial I’ve ever wanted regarding favorites — favstar.fm: http://bit.ly/14jQft
The paradox is this: I want to figure it all out, but I’m having the most fun when I don’t have a fucking clue.
Don’t tell me it’s going to be alright, tell me why it’s going to be alright.
A petabyte is a lot of data: http://bit.ly/5c3zW
Failure when done well is it’s own form of success: http://bit.ly/BE8w9
Don’t confuse experience with the ability to describe the scenery.
A management or business buzzword that annoys me is: _____________ (mine: “Heads up” aka “I’m about to screw you”)
The average person will reduce their energy consumption by 8 percent if a smiley is included on their electrical bill: http://bit.ly/uGgLr
Your attention is more important than your time.