rands (@rands)

los gatos, ca

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Larry Sanders is on HBOGO and it’s excellent.

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SlackHQ A new job and a new Slack team can seem daunting, but doesn’t have to be. Take a gander at our own Slack onboarding. slackhq.com/slack-101-onbo…

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aunder .@SlackHQ is becoming better than ever before for sales teams who use @salesforce - new integrations coming soon! twitter.com/slackhq/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AndrewCrow I just donated. And, if you want one of the most qualified people as your President, you should, too.

hillaryclinton.com/donate/

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Spoiler alert: Trump said Trump won.

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ZerlinaMaxwell When Hillary looked at America to be like are y’all seeing this bs pic.twitter.com/YsGdKyCr0J

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

delaney Donald Trump bragged at the debate about not paying taxes and taking advantage of bankruptcy laws qz.com/792408

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I won’t be watching the debate because there will be better reality TV elsewhere tonight.

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@jsatk @torrez You realize you’re having that conversation on Twitter, right?

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allieontheweb @rands a) >50% of sentences end in one b) > 2 used together > 1x in an email c) combined with more than one :) d) with ALL CAPS >1x

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gino @rands @torrez Back in my day that word had a different meaning. pic.twitter.com/FHCBteEWGr

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Trying to determine the rules for when I find exclamation points to be insincere!

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I did not know about mosh until now: mosh.org (@torrez)

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losowsky We literally have one job. twitter.com/mathewi/status…

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“When in doubt, have a 1:1.”

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@almadcz Yeah, it’s called “Boyd: The Fighter Pilot Who Changed the Art of War”. Enjoy.

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Galaxy Note is getting amazing marketing on every plane I’ve been on. Amazingly bad marketing.

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RobBurke @rands s/font/filter pic.twitter.com/ZVw2KcbwMA

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jewelia Hear what the @SlackHQ internship program is like from yours truly, and my amazing summer intern Marc 🎉 m.youtube.com/watch?v=NAgE6X… (apply now!)

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Immediately focus on significant changes in your data: statsbot.co/alerts

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martineno @rands I’d love to hear one day the background story on how that chip came to be and just what it all does

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Sep 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@jeffehobbs Already Subliming… need something with rich text.

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jdickerson When did they stop doing death masks? Why? twitter.com/triviapotus/st…

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Ok, TextWrangler it is.

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