11 Responses

  1. Stonewall Jackson 14 years ago

    TOO LATE FOR CHAUNAUKKA

  2. Regarding Simon’s article: entertaining, but not nearly as educational as as the RVS

  3. T RANDS/ALL I WORK AT KB TOYS AND QUITE FRANKLY THE ONLY CONSOLE SYSTEM I CAN REALLY RECOMMEND IS THE XBOX. IT’S GAY, BEING MICROSOFT AND ALL, BUT MICROSOFT DONGS ARE TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER. THE MUCH-LOVED PS2 IS THE LAME DUCK (HARDWARE-WISE) OF THE THREE BIG CONSOLES ON SALE RIGHT NOW.

    ALSO: FUCK YOU BILL GATES, YOU FOUR-EYED PILE OF SHIT.

  4. Re: Kensington Flylight.

    Hah. I went and bought two as soon as I read the article.

    FULL REPORT SHORTLY HUHGAUGHAUGUAGHUAGHUGL

  5. One for each hole?

  6. DAMMIT GET YOUR HOLE COUNT RIGHT – IT’S SEVEN

    eight if you count the navel

    and another if you are female

    then there are the gunshot wounds but I digress

  7. AmishDoom 14 years ago

    The only reason I’d get an XBOX is so I could play that Navy Seals game and just scream all the time.

    I want a fucking Clie. Portable Lemmings and SimCity are fucking GOLD, bitch, and I won’t have to carry my dealer’s number on a worn out piece of index card anymore.

  8. T MAJESTIC MOST OF THE HOLES YOU REFER TO ARE ENTIRELY TOO SMALL TO STUFF BIG BLACK DONGS INTO

  9. Simmons did get into sports betting, though, something which has fascinated me since reading all Hunter S. Thompson’s articles/essays on the matter. You might think it would be easy money–but logically and experientially, guess it’s not. DAMN THOSE OVER/UNDERS

  10. Stonewall Jackson 14 years ago

    DAMN YOU BILL BUCKNER

    NICOTINE VALIUM VICODEN MARAJUANA ECSTACY AND ALCOHOL

  11. Harry 14 years ago

    T AMISHDOOM THAT’S SOCOM FOR PS2