Rands What is your favorite word?

Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

While we wait, I present the following questions.. as stolen from Inside the Actors Studio:

  • What is your favorite word?
  • What is your least favorite word?
  • What turns you on?
  • What sound do you love?
  • What sound do you hate?
  • What is your favorite curse word?
  • What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
  • What profession would you not like to participate in?
  • If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

18 Responses

  1. AmishDoom 14 years ago

    What is your favorite word? Outstanding

    What is your least favorite word? layoff

    What turns you on? Lesbians

    What sound do you love? Drums

    What sound do you hate? The death click of a SCSI drive

    What is your favorite curse word? cunt

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Professional wrestler

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Janitor

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Where the fuck you been, dickhead?

  2. What is your favorite word? Zephyr

    What is your least favorite word? Project

    What turns you on? White socks

    What sound do you love? Static

    What sound do you hate? Alarm Clocks

    What is your favorite curse word? Crap

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Millionare double agent spy playboy

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Telephone Operator

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Agnostic? Are you kidding?”

  3. tripwood 14 years ago

    What is your favorite word? Dongs.

    What is your least favorite word? Dongs.

    What turns you on? Dongs.

    What sound do you love? Dongs.

    What sound do you hate? Dongs.

    What is your favorite curse word? Dongs.

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Dongs.

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Dongs.

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Dongs.

  4. Favorite word: Vehement

    Least favorite: Odor

    Turn-on: Independence

    Sound/love: Traffic

    Sound/hate: Anything that comes from a two-year-old child

    Favorite curse word: Dipshit

    Profession I’d like to attempt, not my own (or likely to ever really happen): Industrial spy

    Profession I won’t attempt: Telephone tech support (obligatory Jerkspeak: I’M ALSO NOT TERRIBLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT LETTING THE ELDERLY AND HANDICAPPED PAY ME IN EXCHANGE FOR PERMISSION TO PISS INTO MY OPEN MOUTH)

    I’d like to hear God say at the gates: “Don’t worry, you’re not in trouble.”

  5. What is your favorite word? Yes

    What is your least favorite word? abstractey

    What turns you on? Not finding me funny

    What sound do you love? Shoes squeeking in a big concrete underground b-ball court

    What sound do you hate? a vac-form machine fucking up. Or a bandsaw.

    What is your favorite curse word? Cunt

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Having a job

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Politics

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Sorry about all that bullshit”

  6. What is your favorite word? heptapod

    What is your least favorite word? must

    What turns you on? licentious bottle redheads from oklahoma

    What sound do you love? The absence of sound

    What sound do you hate? “Duwha?” or “Haanh?”

    What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Photographer

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything involving TV or movies

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “SURPRISE!!! COCKSUCKING!!!”

  7. What is your favorite word? Hypersphere.

    What is your least favorite word? Tub.

    What turns you on? People I can talk to about Kurt Vonnegut.

    What sound do you love? Anything plugged through a tremelo effects box.

    What sound do you hate? Crying children.

    What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? High school maths teacher.

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Kitchen hand.

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “They thought I meant WHAT?”

  8. Josh J 14 years ago

    yes, i don’t matter. no, I don’t care. you should’ve expected this to grow into a quilting corner type thing, rands.

    What is your favorite word?

    epinephrine

    What is your least favorite word?

    savory

    What turns you on?

    artistry

    What sound do you love?

    close, mortar-shell-sounding thunder

    What sound do you hate?

    a rattle on my desk made by something out of balance, caused by my heartbeat

    What is your favorite curse word?

    motherfucker

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

    race car passenger

    What profession would you not like to participate in?

    retail

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    “C’mon in- we’ve got beer and a pool table.”

  9. What is your favorite word? Plop.

    What is your least favorite word? Diarrhea. (“Hershey Squirts” or “Swamp Ass” sound funnier)

    What turns you on? Sideburns.

    What sound do you love? Rain.

    What sound do you hate? Dentist drill.

    What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. (it’s classic)

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Massage therapy. (taking classes for it.. tech is too shaky lately.)

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Garbage man.

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    See? There was nothing to worry about.

  10. WINAMP RAWKS

  11. What is your favorite word?

    Money – as used in the movie “Swingers”.

    What is your least favorite word?

    Corporate (fill in the blank).

    What turns you on?

    Long black hair with blue eyes & long legs.

    What sound do you love?

    That rapid-fire metallic “cling” sound $1 chips make when they spit out of a slot machine.

    What sound do you hate?

    My seven-year-old schreeching at my two-year-old.

    What is your favorite curse word?

    Motherfucker.

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

    Marine Force Recon.

    What profession would you not like to participate in?

    Parking Enforcement.

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    “Oh shit….uh, yeah.”

  12. What is your favorite word? vacation

    What is your least favorite word? debt

    What turns you on? tits

    What sound do you love? guitars

    What sound do you hate? emo

    What is your favorite curse word? fuckwad

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Goddamn Rock Star

    What profession would you not like to participate in? DEA Agent

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Holy Shit!

  13. What is your favorite word? INDUBITABLY

    What is your least favorite word? TANK

    What turns you on? electricity

    What sound do you love? GHULAHLHULG

    What sound do you hate? emo <– good choice

    What is your favorite curse word? “CRAPSHAITHE!”

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I’m unemployed at the moment, but I’ve always wanted to be a sportswriter for a prison paper.

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Assistant Crack Whore

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? GHLUAGHULAGHULAHGULAGHG

  14. LilMissCan'tBeWrong 14 years ago

    What is your favorite word? Beautiful

    What is your least favorite word? Specific

    What turns you on? Baseball players

    What sound do you love? Rain

    What sound do you hate? Shoes on a sticky movie theatre floor

    What is your favorite curse word? goddamnmotherfuckingsonofawhore 😉

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Coloring book designer, hey someone has to do it 😉

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Marketing

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Have a drink, you have earned it!”

  15. What is your favorite word? sweetness

    What is your least favorite word? Fired

    What turns you on? A good looking scientist

    What sound do you love? piano

    What sound do you hate? A cockatoo that has separation anxiety

    What is your favorite curse word? goddamnit (one word)

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? CIA agent

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Fluff girl at the Houston 600

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Your man is waiting for you”.

  16. What is your favorite word? Fuckstick

    What is your least favorite word? OMG

    What turns you on? Tall skinny white guys with afros. Glasses are a plus.

    What sound do you love? Tool.

    What sound do you hate? Barbara Streisand.

    What is your favorite curse word? Sonofafuckstick.

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Groupie

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Food preparation.

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “So will you be shopping for men, clothes, or gadgets?”

  17. What is your favorite word?

    Free

    What is your least favorite word?

    Whiny

    What turns you on?

    Short girls, esp ones with glasses and are nerdy. (IT WOULD BE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN OR QUITE POSSIBLY A BATHROOM STALL)

    What sound do you love?

    It’s all about the electric guitar, man.

    What sound do you hate?

    Any sort of pretentious atonal electronic gobbledygook that people try to pass off as avant garde (actually, this statement applies to ANYTHING musical that supposed to be “avant-garde”)

    What is your favorite curse word?

    Fucktard

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

    Musician (no rock star fantasies here people, just fronting a dumb little band would be enough)

    What profession would you not like to participate in?

    Anything involving routine manual labor.

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

    Keeping an open mind about the religion kick really DID pay off now, didn’t it?

  18. What is your favorite word? PEACE

    What is your least favorite word? NEVER

    What turns you on? LIFE

    What sound do you love? Rain On Leaves

    What sound do you hate? Vacume

    What is your favorite curse word? FUCK (im original)

    What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? ROCK STAR BABY!

    What profession would you not like to participate in? Septic System Pumper Guys

    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? HOLLA !.